Looking For Another Christian (please ignore if you are not a believer.

[The Valkyrie]

If you feel the need to spit in God's eye, then scream "God - I spit in your eye" - and then let out a good one. It might make you feel better or it might not. That probably depends on you.
If that doesn't make you feel better, than scream out some vulgarity. If that still doesn't make you feel better, then scream again - and again - and again - until you're hoarse.
If you feel the same way about Satan, then repeat the process - maybe the next day, when your throat heals.
However, you MIGHT want to do these things when no one else is around, or the people who see you might think that you are crazy.

There are plenty of "crazy" people wandering around as it is. I see a couple every day, from the guy who walks up and down the street swearing and talking to himself, to the one who has to walk into every shop and high five the staff - several times a day.

The most annoying, is the one wearing a little cardboard sign around his neck with the heading, "the bible says" on it who feels the need to step out in front of people an natter at them with his annoying nonsense.

I have no problem in general with street prosletysers, but when they have to try and get in your face with it, I draw the line.