Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?

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Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?

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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?

August 2, 2014 at 11:19 pm

(August 1, 2014 at 9:48 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(August 1, 2014 at 7:35 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Yes actually. Onan spill his seed on the ground and god killed him for it. Its in Genesis.

He actually killed him for not getting his dead brother's bitch pregnant. It had nothing specific to due with the spilled jizz it was disobedience to gawd.

Genesis 38:9
But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother.
Genesis 38:10
What he did was wicked in the LORD's sight; so the LORD put him to death also.

God doesn't like the money shot I guess.

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Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Whateverist - July 31, 2014 at 3:12 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by archangle - July 31, 2014 at 3:47 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by vorlon13 - July 31, 2014 at 3:52 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Minimalist - July 31, 2014 at 4:03 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Whateverist - July 31, 2014 at 4:05 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Minimalist - July 31, 2014 at 5:54 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Whateverist - August 1, 2014 at 3:09 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Zen Badger - August 1, 2014 at 5:31 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by KUSA - July 31, 2014 at 6:11 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by vorlon13 - July 31, 2014 at 7:20 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Lemonvariable72 - July 31, 2014 at 6:14 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Violet - August 1, 2014 at 1:05 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by The Grand Nudger - August 1, 2014 at 2:20 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by KUSA - August 1, 2014 at 11:06 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Whateverist - August 1, 2014 at 4:44 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by archangle - August 1, 2014 at 10:05 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by RobbyPants - August 1, 2014 at 10:30 am

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by vorlon13 - August 1, 2014 at 1:03 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Minimalist - August 1, 2014 at 1:05 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by zebo-the-fat - August 1, 2014 at 4:20 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by KUSA - August 1, 2014 at 5:33 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Rob_W75 - August 1, 2014 at 5:34 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Lemonvariable72 - August 1, 2014 at 7:35 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Rob_W75 - August 1, 2014 at 7:50 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by KUSA - August 1, 2014 at 9:48 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Rob_W75 - August 2, 2014 at 11:19 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Cato - August 2, 2014 at 11:31 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by The Grand Nudger - August 1, 2014 at 5:43 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Whateverist - August 1, 2014 at 6:08 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Minimalist - August 1, 2014 at 6:38 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by KUSA - August 1, 2014 at 7:02 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by vorlon13 - August 1, 2014 at 11:17 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Whateverist - August 1, 2014 at 7:28 pm

RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god? - by Tartarus Sauce - August 4, 2014 at 5:50 pm

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