RE: door to door recruitment..
August 6, 2014 at 8:38 pm
(This post was last modified: August 6, 2014 at 8:40 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I like to try and see how many copies of the watchtower I can get out of them (I love those things, they make me feel like a kid again- just having them). I'll keep absentmindedly asking to see the literature, sometimes i keep putting it back behind the door, but when I want to be a dick I just hold the stack of it in my hands. Actually had a JW try to take my stack back once- and then it was on, stone face grip game ftw.
You can really separate the newbs from the seasoned pros that way. The new ones get so bubbly that if you just keep saying yes and shaking your head yes while asking questions we have a natural human urge to agree with whatever request others make (and obviously this helps to relive the tension we might feel in such a situation). You can even get a few earnest laughs that way if they realize they're being had after a sizeable number of pamphlets have changed hands.
You can really separate the newbs from the seasoned pros that way. The new ones get so bubbly that if you just keep saying yes and shaking your head yes while asking questions we have a natural human urge to agree with whatever request others make (and obviously this helps to relive the tension we might feel in such a situation). You can even get a few earnest laughs that way if they realize they're being had after a sizeable number of pamphlets have changed hands.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
