I'd like to be able to write, but the times I've tried, it was so bloody boring that I never got passed the first line. Here are a few samples:
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At 84, my grandfather began whistling tunes he had made up about the sexual habits of Estonians.
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The psychiatrist couldn't even being to decide how to treat Reynaldo, the first vegetarian cannibal he had ever encountered.
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As the clerk at the florist's gave Miranda her change, she inexplicably became terrified that something ghastly had happened to her collection of Ringo Starr memorabilia.
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Sheila dearly loved bacon, but her life of late seemed to consist of nothing but wilted carrot greens.
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It was a glorious morning - one of those mornings that make you feel you're going to get laid before noon whether you brush your teeth or not.
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Regaining consciousness in an alleyway, wearing only mismatched shoes and smelling of lavender and vomit, Mitch found himself oddly relieved.
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Boru
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At 84, my grandfather began whistling tunes he had made up about the sexual habits of Estonians.
*****
The psychiatrist couldn't even being to decide how to treat Reynaldo, the first vegetarian cannibal he had ever encountered.
*****
As the clerk at the florist's gave Miranda her change, she inexplicably became terrified that something ghastly had happened to her collection of Ringo Starr memorabilia.
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Sheila dearly loved bacon, but her life of late seemed to consist of nothing but wilted carrot greens.
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It was a glorious morning - one of those mornings that make you feel you're going to get laid before noon whether you brush your teeth or not.
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Regaining consciousness in an alleyway, wearing only mismatched shoes and smelling of lavender and vomit, Mitch found himself oddly relieved.
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
