I'm thinking seriously of reversing my position on gay marriage.
If homosexuals are allowed to marry, they might become happier than they are now. If homosexuals become happier, they're likely to be more productive citizens. As more productive citizens, they'll make more money. More money in circulation leads to inflation. Inflation makes things cost more. When things cost more, I have a harder time purchasing them.
So please, everyone. Campaign against gay marriage so I don't have to pay an outrageous price for that platypus-hide tea cozy I've had my eye on. Don't crush my dreams....
Boru
If homosexuals are allowed to marry, they might become happier than they are now. If homosexuals become happier, they're likely to be more productive citizens. As more productive citizens, they'll make more money. More money in circulation leads to inflation. Inflation makes things cost more. When things cost more, I have a harder time purchasing them.
So please, everyone. Campaign against gay marriage so I don't have to pay an outrageous price for that platypus-hide tea cozy I've had my eye on. Don't crush my dreams....
Boru
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