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Dealing with Religious Family Members
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RE: Dealing with Religious Family Members
My duaghter has this one down pat.

Her grandfather asks "Who would like to say grace"
-She says "GRACE!" and immediately shoves her hand into her mashed potatos. All parties satisfied, amiright?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Dealing with Religious Family Members - by Geekyalbatross - September 20, 2014 at 7:06 pm
RE: Dealing with Religious Family Members - by rexbeccarox - September 20, 2014 at 7:09 pm
RE: Dealing with Religious Family Members - by Geekyalbatross - September 20, 2014 at 7:20 pm
RE: Dealing with Religious Family Members - by ShaMan - September 20, 2014 at 8:19 pm
RE: Dealing with Religious Family Members - by rexbeccarox - September 20, 2014 at 8:25 pm
RE: Dealing with Religious Family Members - by genkaus - September 21, 2014 at 4:12 am
RE: Dealing with Religious Family Members - by vorlon13 - September 21, 2014 at 11:20 am
RE: Dealing with Religious Family Members - by The Grand Nudger - September 21, 2014 at 11:22 am
RE: Dealing with Religious Family Members - by C4RM5 - September 21, 2014 at 12:22 pm
RE: Dealing with Religious Family Members - by Geekyalbatross - September 21, 2014 at 12:22 pm
RE: Dealing with Religious Family Members - by Dragonetti - September 21, 2014 at 2:46 pm

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