Pope Francis tipped to win Nobel Peace Prize

[Anomalocaris]

Since Obama seem to have deserved a nobel prize not for doing anything, not for being anything, not even for wearing any hats, but for not being Bush (a qualification which I might humbly say I also possess in cornucopian abundance, by the way), why shouldn't Pope Francis get a nobel prize for not being Pope Adolf?


If I were to have influence in the Nobel committee, I would give the Nobel Peace prize to Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfled, posthumously, for dying.