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My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!

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My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!
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RE: My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!
October 21, 2014 at 6:30 pm
Next time, at the last second switch the remote our for a big slobbery dildo, so when your mom goes to snatch the remote you can say "Ha! Now you're holding a slobbery dildo you stupid cunt!" And then when she looks down at it she'll see the message you wrote on it "I think you're ugly- Love Ashley"
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning! - by Exian - October 21, 2014 at 6:30 pm

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