Can I have a flame sword that I sheath down my spinal column? And can pulling the flame sword out trigger a slight fiery energy burst as I transform into full angel form? I want to be Jesus ripped, too. Give me some flaws and weaknesses, though, so when I overcome them I'll be even more well received. And a gun.
Ahhh! And when I'm in the shit deep and need backup, I can just rip a rib out and form a super hot destroyer babe. Meanwhile, I look seriously cool as hell doing battle with huge bloody chest wounds, but I don't even notice them, because I'm all "Hyaaahhhh!" *ching-ching* *blat-blat* "Uh spirit uh santi!" *blat*
And then my destroyer babe is like "That was cool. I have feelings for you."
Ahhh! And when I'm in the shit deep and need backup, I can just rip a rib out and form a super hot destroyer babe. Meanwhile, I look seriously cool as hell doing battle with huge bloody chest wounds, but I don't even notice them, because I'm all "Hyaaahhhh!" *ching-ching* *blat-blat* "Uh spirit uh santi!" *blat*
And then my destroyer babe is like "That was cool. I have feelings for you."
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
