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Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging
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Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging
http://youtu.be/FXKxrA7d3jM

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"B-But God came up with evolution. That's how the Bible that I already believe is right anyway can still be right!" -what the Pope's words actually mean.

"B-But Santa Claus can stop time. That's how he can deliver all the presents in one night!" -the average four year old.

My favorite part of The Young Turks' reply to this was that (paraphrasing here) obviously this is religion contorting itself so that science fits into dogma.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by StealthySkeptic - October 27, 2014 at 11:29 pm
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by vorlon13 - October 27, 2014 at 11:43 pm
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by dyresand - October 28, 2014 at 12:23 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by Anomalocaris - October 28, 2014 at 12:27 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by dyresand - October 28, 2014 at 12:29 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by Anomalocaris - October 28, 2014 at 12:39 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by dyresand - October 28, 2014 at 12:44 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by Anomalocaris - October 28, 2014 at 12:54 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by dyresand - October 28, 2014 at 1:04 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by Thumpalumpacus - October 28, 2014 at 1:28 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by Thumpalumpacus - October 28, 2014 at 12:27 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by StealthySkeptic - October 28, 2014 at 1:28 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by Minimalist - October 28, 2014 at 1:43 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by Drich - October 28, 2014 at 7:26 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by robvalue - October 28, 2014 at 8:13 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by RobbyPants - October 28, 2014 at 10:17 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by vorlon13 - October 28, 2014 at 10:57 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by ThomM - October 28, 2014 at 9:30 pm
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by dyresand - October 28, 2014 at 10:03 pm
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by Anomalocaris - October 28, 2014 at 11:04 pm
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by dyresand - October 28, 2014 at 11:57 pm
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by psychoslice - October 29, 2014 at 2:06 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by LastPoet - October 29, 2014 at 8:28 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by FatAndFaithless - October 29, 2014 at 8:30 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by Anomalocaris - October 29, 2014 at 8:41 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by FatAndFaithless - October 29, 2014 at 8:43 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by Anomalocaris - October 29, 2014 at 8:47 am
RE: Pope Gives Evolution a Big Banging - by FatAndFaithless - October 29, 2014 at 8:49 am

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