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Pope coming to England
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RE: Pope coming to England
Instead of arresting him, he should just be made to feel really uncomfortable. First up would be a guided tour of a condom factory, followed by a visit to a Catholic African country rife with AIDS. Then, we should take him to a gay bar, where scantily clad young men would gratuitously flirt with him.
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken

'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.

'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain

'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
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Pope coming to England - by mem - July 6, 2010 at 7:29 am
RE: Pope coming to England - by KichigaiNeko - July 6, 2010 at 7:40 am
RE: Pope coming to England - by Ace Otana - July 6, 2010 at 8:19 am
RE: Pope coming to England - by Autumnlicious - July 6, 2010 at 9:35 am
RE: Pope coming to England - by Minimalist - July 6, 2010 at 12:11 pm
RE: Pope coming to England - by fr0d0 - July 6, 2010 at 12:40 pm
RE: Pope coming to England - by Minimalist - July 6, 2010 at 1:44 pm
RE: Pope coming to England - by Darwinian - July 6, 2010 at 12:52 pm
RE: Pope coming to England - by Cego_Colher - July 6, 2010 at 12:55 pm
RE: Pope coming to England - by The Omnissiunt One - July 6, 2010 at 1:01 pm
RE: Pope coming to England - by Scented Nectar - July 6, 2010 at 2:27 pm
RE: Pope coming to England - by Welsh cake - July 6, 2010 at 3:05 pm

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