More Questions for Christians

[Godscreated]

If you don't believe that a 'man in a big fish/whale stomach for 3 days and lives' myth is actually true then fair enough.

Didn't you get it? He obviously was ressurected after being partly digested.

You are correct, God did raise him to life, like I said before this is a story foretelling the Messiah. Surely you can see the likeness of this story to the life of Christ, if not then I would assume you have a severe lack of Biblical understanding.

GC

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Well no Drich, you keep misunderstanding me.

I`m saying that the tooth fairy is the real realigion. All you believe at the moment is the work of the devil, the anti tooth fairy who wants people to believe in false things, like the bible, quran, etc. I know for sure cause i`ve seen the light of the tooth fairy.

Please try and knock, but do it sincerely and you`ll see that the tooth fairy is the only real god. I know because i knocked with an open heart and i found the truth.

Please come with me and see the light.

So:

1. If you knock and still don`t believe in the tooth fairy, you haven`t knocked properly.

2. If you haven`t even knocked you can`t dismiss it as false.

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3. Even if you find a contradiction, you can`t judge the tooth fairy, because we`re talking about god here. And there are no scriptures, because God didn`t want to write it in a particular language.

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Also Drich, the tooth fairy told me yesterday:

"There are people seduced by the devil who do ABC and get 123 from him, but in order to get eternal life and God`s grace, you have to pass through me, the tooth fairy."

She also told me she`s God`s daughter, but they`re also one. She told me she chose me, because i believed in her story, otherwise she wouldn`t.

So it`s pretty simple, if you truly believe in the tooth fairy, she`ll give you irrefutable signs that she is the true path. But you have to believe. Not much of an effort, right Drich?

Being an inept and sarcastic dimwit will get you nowhere here.

GC