what would you do if you were god.

[dyresand]

Things I would do If I was a god.
1. Lay down a flawless moral guidline for humanity.
2. Eliminate hunger, needless violence and rapists of all kinds.
3. Create a utopia for humans to maintain and better.
4. Then come up ingenius ways to fuck with humanity.
5. I would make Obama talk like he breathed helium for the whole state of the union address
6. I would make a can of red bull magically appear in the hands of every 6 year old
7. I would make it so that smoking bibles was indistinguishable from smoking weed.
8. I'd make rain ice cream bars in the sun.
9. I'd make a universal tongue.
10. I'd make the clitoris one hundred times more sensitive.
11. I would bring jesus back, to do the macarina.
12. I could make Glenn Beck the most intelligent and rational person to ever live.
13. I'd make the head of a penis penis 100 times more sensitive, and make every man last at least one hour.
14. I'd make saturnalia a holiday agian
15. Make all suicide bombing end in explosions of joy and happiness.
16. Make my personal avatar Morgan Freeman
17. One week of everyone's life would be narrated by morgan freemans voice.
18. Cure all forms of diesease.
19. Make all republicans in kind well adjusted humans with a sense of humor
20. Grant vorlon his wish (Because chuck norris is yec homophobe)

can.. i just.. can i just worship you now?