Invent your own faith system

[Purple Rabbit]

The god that was completely misunderstood (Part 1)

On some day in the infinite vastness of eternity this god, let's call him Dick, decided to create some universes to tinker with a bit. He could have jerked of instead, but since he had been doing that for an infinitely long time it started to bore him infinitely long ago. So Dick decided on some specifics, pulled some levers, spoke some magic words and poof, there the universes, all 10 to the tenth to the tenth to the tenth power of them, sprang into existence. He could see right away that he had made a mistake. In case you wonder how Dick, being a god and such, could make mistakes, he just could! Anyone convinced of the opposite should read that great book "Concise manual for gods and supernatural boogey men". It's all in there so there's your evidence.

Now what was the mistake, I hear you think. Well...firstoff, he could see right away that he had to dispose of the majority of 'm because the creatures that were produced in these universes just shouldn't be. I mean, some had exteriors on the inside and vice verse, others smelled just awful and others still were abominations from Anti Being. Certainly the lot of them would never get approved by the Council of Nitwit Gods With Nothing Else To Do But Just Sit On Their Asses And Moan About How Long Eternity Lasts And Some Minor Certification Of Silly Attempts To Create Universes, The Council for short.

>> to be continued