Ex-Christian Secular Musicians Out There Playing Christmas Music?

[Rev. Rye]

I personally love Christmas. There are only two things I dislike about it; the first is that women stop wearing sandals when they go out (I live in Chicago), and the second is the music, mostly because of the fact that on Christmas radio there seem to be less than 100 different songs repeated ad nauseam for months on end. It's really saying something that of all the Christmas songs to have caught on to any meaningful degree in the quarter of a century since I was born, the best was written by Justin Motherfucking Bieber.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUjn3RpkcKY

And if anyone is disgusted that I just used "best" and "Justin Bieber" in the same sentence, don't be alarmed. That is only a sign that you are still sane. I myself feel bile hemorrhaging throughout my entire body at what I have just done.