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How many has god killed?
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RE: How many has god killed?
Yahweh hates to be disobeyed, so he condemned everyone and everything to suffer and die. His original idea didn't work, then he wiped out the world to start over, and it still didn't work because the core problem (free will and independent thought) still existed, so he sent himself to sacrifice himself to himself to forgive us for having independent thought, except that still didn't work because most of the world doesn't believe in him and even those that do are split up into three warring factions.

For being an omnipotent being, he has a hard time keeping things under control.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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How many has god killed? - by IATIA - December 1, 2014 at 10:12 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by The Valkyrie - December 1, 2014 at 10:32 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by Violet - December 2, 2014 at 9:17 am
RE: How many has god killed? - by IATIA - December 2, 2014 at 10:02 am
RE: How many has god killed? - by dyresand - December 1, 2014 at 10:54 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by Thumpalumpacus - December 1, 2014 at 11:03 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by JesusChristLover - December 1, 2014 at 11:18 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by Nope - December 1, 2014 at 11:56 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by JesusChristLover - December 1, 2014 at 11:59 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by dyresand - December 2, 2014 at 12:38 am
RE: How many has god killed? - by Nope - December 2, 2014 at 1:01 am
RE: How many has god killed? - by dyresand - December 2, 2014 at 1:32 am
RE: How many has god killed? - by IATIA - December 2, 2014 at 12:02 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by Ryantology - December 2, 2014 at 12:55 am
RE: How many has god killed? - by Tonus - December 2, 2014 at 9:49 am
RE: How many has god killed? - by Astrogod07 - December 8, 2014 at 4:21 am
RE: How many has god killed? - by vorlon13 - December 1, 2014 at 11:37 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by MechViking - December 1, 2014 at 11:44 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by Chad32 - December 1, 2014 at 11:51 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by JesusChristLover - December 1, 2014 at 11:53 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by Chad32 - December 1, 2014 at 11:58 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by Nope - December 1, 2014 at 11:59 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by IATIA - December 2, 2014 at 1:24 am
RE: How many has god killed? - by IATIA - December 2, 2014 at 1:35 am
RE: How many has god killed? - by dyresand - December 2, 2014 at 1:42 am
RE: How many has god killed? - by abaris - December 2, 2014 at 10:14 am
RE: How many has god killed? - by Huggy Bear - December 6, 2014 at 11:08 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by Ryantology - December 6, 2014 at 11:56 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by Huggy Bear - December 7, 2014 at 12:33 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by abaris - December 7, 2014 at 12:50 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by Huggy Bear - December 7, 2014 at 1:07 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by abaris - December 7, 2014 at 1:10 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by Huggy Bear - December 7, 2014 at 1:11 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by IATIA - December 7, 2014 at 2:15 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by Huggy Bear - December 7, 2014 at 3:50 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by Drich - December 4, 2014 at 12:04 am
RE: How many has god killed? - by strawdawg - December 7, 2014 at 3:59 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by IATIA - December 7, 2014 at 4:29 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by robvalue - December 8, 2014 at 4:23 am
RE: How many has god killed? - by IATIA - December 8, 2014 at 7:56 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by robvalue - December 9, 2014 at 5:30 am
RE: How many has god killed? - by strawdawg - December 19, 2014 at 9:44 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by dyresand - December 19, 2014 at 11:16 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by IATIA - December 20, 2014 at 1:39 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by CapnAwesome - December 19, 2014 at 9:46 pm
RE: How many has god killed? - by robvalue - December 20, 2014 at 4:45 am
RE: How many has god killed? - by dyresand - December 20, 2014 at 10:54 am
RE: How many has god killed? - by Chad32 - December 20, 2014 at 11:06 am
RE: How many has god killed? - by robvalue - December 20, 2014 at 1:40 pm

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