Why should Christians be moral?

[Esquilax]

So again, "only if you think God a fool."

But god is a fool. Haven't you read the bible? The entire thing is a litany of failures from a being of unprecedented power and insight to accomplish even one of its goals. The fact that he goes on to blame all those failures on others just makes him dishonest, but the fact is that god is unable to accomplish anything he sets out to do at any point, leaving christians like you to cover for him by appealing to some larger plan, the details of which you don't know, but that totally exists.

"I know! I'll make a perfect creation, and everything will be good! Whoops, my perfect creation got foiled by a couple of naked people I also created, and a snake!"

That doesn't sound like the actions of a smart person to me. In fact, if you added more sound effects and swapped out the words "perfect creation" for "fresh pie on a window sill" you'd basically have a pretty good three stooges skit.