What's wrong with the thread you already made that I moved for you, river? I realise you can't answer me here, but you already acknowledged it had been moved before you started this one.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'