Press release today: "In order for the holy mother Church to remain relevant in the 21st century and better be able to face the challenges of the modern world, His Holiness has decreed that Catholic dogma be adjusted to better reflect strong recent indications that there is no God. Effective immediately, all atheists are officially Catholic by default and should act accordingly."
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
