Weird things theists have told you

[abaris]

My brother in law wouldn't shut up when saying grace before meals; job, house, banging my sister, being saved, on and on, meanwhile the food got cold.

That has to be one of the most annoying traditions ever. Never once experienced it personally, not even with christians.

I don't even have a story to share, since outside the internet I never encountered annoying theists. If the internet counts, it's pretty much what went on these last days, like defending slavery and torture.