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Weird things theists have told you
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
December 22, 2014 at 3:27 pm
Actual conversation I had a few years ago:

"I pay 10% of my income to the church and now the want more. I have to sell stuff to pay the extra. I can't afford that."

"Then stop going."

"I can't. It's my church."

"Join another church."

"I can't, there's only one church."

"Then live with your choices."

"But it's not fair and I can't afford it."

"!"

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Weird things theists have told you - by Strider - December 22, 2014 at 2:24 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by vorlon13 - December 22, 2014 at 2:43 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - December 22, 2014 at 2:47 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Kitty Galore - December 22, 2014 at 2:49 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - December 22, 2014 at 2:51 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Kitty Galore - December 22, 2014 at 4:12 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Nope - December 22, 2014 at 3:13 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - December 22, 2014 at 3:19 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - December 22, 2014 at 3:24 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 3:35 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - December 22, 2014 at 3:37 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by polar bear - December 22, 2014 at 4:28 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Strider - December 22, 2014 at 3:51 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - December 22, 2014 at 4:19 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Crossless1 - December 22, 2014 at 4:36 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - December 22, 2014 at 4:42 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 3:27 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Mister Agenda - December 22, 2014 at 3:31 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - December 22, 2014 at 3:33 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Nope - December 22, 2014 at 3:38 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 3:42 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - December 22, 2014 at 3:40 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Dystopia - December 22, 2014 at 4:08 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Exian - December 22, 2014 at 4:25 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Nope - December 22, 2014 at 5:18 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 5:25 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Crossless1 - December 22, 2014 at 5:43 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - December 22, 2014 at 5:26 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 5:50 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Elskidor - December 22, 2014 at 5:50 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 22, 2014 at 5:51 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 22, 2014 at 5:59 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 6:01 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 22, 2014 at 6:02 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jackalope - December 22, 2014 at 6:04 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 22, 2014 at 6:07 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Crossless1 - December 22, 2014 at 6:03 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 6:07 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 6:17 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - December 23, 2014 at 10:16 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 23, 2014 at 10:18 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - December 23, 2014 at 10:40 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Nope - December 23, 2014 at 3:16 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Strider - December 23, 2014 at 10:52 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jackalope - December 23, 2014 at 5:39 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Piscinin - December 23, 2014 at 10:32 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 23, 2014 at 10:39 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Tonus - December 23, 2014 at 10:39 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 23, 2014 at 10:41 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by RobbyPants - December 23, 2014 at 11:20 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jenny A - December 23, 2014 at 2:16 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by RobbyPants - December 23, 2014 at 4:37 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jackalope - December 23, 2014 at 5:45 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jenny A - December 23, 2014 at 6:56 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by JonDarbyXIII - December 23, 2014 at 5:34 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Crossless1 - December 23, 2014 at 5:47 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by tantric - December 27, 2014 at 5:55 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - December 27, 2014 at 10:34 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by downbeatplumb - January 6, 2015 at 2:29 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 3:24 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 3:46 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Alex K - January 6, 2015 at 5:23 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - December 27, 2014 at 12:34 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - December 27, 2014 at 12:39 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - December 27, 2014 at 12:42 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - December 27, 2014 at 12:43 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Mental Outlaw - January 6, 2015 at 8:02 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - January 6, 2015 at 8:03 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jacob(smooth) - January 6, 2015 at 9:25 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - January 6, 2015 at 8:20 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - January 6, 2015 at 9:15 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Alex K - January 6, 2015 at 9:22 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Whateverist - January 6, 2015 at 9:24 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Alex K - January 6, 2015 at 9:25 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - January 6, 2015 at 9:26 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Alex K - January 6, 2015 at 9:30 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jacob(smooth) - January 6, 2015 at 9:31 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - January 6, 2015 at 9:47 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - January 6, 2015 at 9:31 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - January 6, 2015 at 9:49 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - January 6, 2015 at 10:24 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jacob(smooth) - January 6, 2015 at 9:52 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Brian37 - January 6, 2015 at 9:58 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 10:03 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Brian37 - January 6, 2015 at 10:04 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 10:08 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Lemonvariable72 - January 6, 2015 at 10:08 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - January 6, 2015 at 1:36 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - January 6, 2015 at 7:01 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - January 7, 2015 at 12:53 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by 404NotFound - January 7, 2015 at 2:05 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - January 7, 2015 at 11:20 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by ComradeMeow - January 9, 2015 at 5:20 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - January 9, 2015 at 6:37 pm

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