Actual conversation I had a few years ago:
"I pay 10% of my income to the church and now the want more. I have to sell stuff to pay the extra. I can't afford that."
"Then stop going."
"I can't. It's my church."
"Join another church."
"I can't, there's only one church."
"Then live with your choices."
"But it's not fair and I can't afford it."
"!"
"I pay 10% of my income to the church and now the want more. I have to sell stuff to pay the extra. I can't afford that."
"Then stop going."
"I can't. It's my church."
"Join another church."
"I can't, there's only one church."
"Then live with your choices."
"But it's not fair and I can't afford it."
"!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"