RE: Weird things theists have told you
December 22, 2014 at 4:25 pm
(This post was last modified: December 22, 2014 at 4:27 pm by Exian.)
In my early 20's, my buddy and I went to our local watering hole with his lady and her friend. His GF was flashing everyone at the bar and grinding on everybody. it was pretty cool. We got plastered and went back to his house. His lady's friend left, leaving me with no prospect of getting lucky, so I went to my buddies room to play some drunk Halo. They came in and she started joking about wanting to get tag teamed, so my buddy and I obliged her. It was cool and everybody seemed to enjoy themselves.
Then we started coming down, and we were just kind of hanging out and talking. That's when she pulled out my buddies bible, knelt down at it, and prayed to god out loud, asking for forgiveness. I remember thinking "one minute ago you were asking me to lick your asshole." Haha
Actually, this is probably more typical of Christians than weird.
The worst part is, the three of us had a pretty adventurous sexual experience and her ideology wouldn't let her enjoy it. 10 years later, I have a fond memory, and she's probably convinced she's going to hell.
Then we started coming down, and we were just kind of hanging out and talking. That's when she pulled out my buddies bible, knelt down at it, and prayed to god out loud, asking for forgiveness. I remember thinking "one minute ago you were asking me to lick your asshole." Haha
Actually, this is probably more typical of Christians than weird.
The worst part is, the three of us had a pretty adventurous sexual experience and her ideology wouldn't let her enjoy it. 10 years later, I have a fond memory, and she's probably convinced she's going to hell.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
