By far my favorite passage, since it contains violence as well as sexual depravity. David cutting away at philistine pricks to ge a wife.
Quote: Samuel 18:27. David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.