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Catholics Aren't Christians?
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RE: Catholics Aren't Christians?
(December 28, 2014 at 8:18 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
(December 28, 2014 at 8:12 pm)bennyboy Wrote: I mean, the Catholic church literally sells (sold?) forgiveness from sins for cold hard cash.
Still does, apparently:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indulgence
Yeah, I'm pretty sure "Indulgence" isn't in the Bible.

Catholic business plan:
1) Kill, rape, and threaten your way to wealth a la the mafia.
2) Use your ill-gotten gains to buy Indulgences.
3) You and your children will be assured a first-class trip to heaven.

Only problem now is that bastard Pope Francis has excommunicated the mafia, presumably taking them outside the salvation even of indulgences. Now, what's an ambitious Italian guy gonna do to go to heaven? Follow the Bible's teachings and live a modest and honest life?
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Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Mental Outlaw - December 28, 2014 at 10:59 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Nope - December 28, 2014 at 11:01 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Alex K - December 28, 2014 at 11:05 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by vorlon13 - December 28, 2014 at 11:42 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Chad32 - December 28, 2014 at 12:31 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by vorlon13 - December 29, 2014 at 12:38 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Thumpalumpacus - December 28, 2014 at 1:00 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by fr0d0 - December 28, 2014 at 12:19 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Chad32 - December 28, 2014 at 11:10 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by robvalue - December 28, 2014 at 11:20 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Aoi Magi - December 28, 2014 at 11:26 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by jesus_wept - January 1, 2015 at 5:14 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by robvalue - December 28, 2014 at 11:35 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by DaddyMoreBucks - December 28, 2014 at 12:42 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Jenny A - December 28, 2014 at 12:42 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by fr0d0 - December 28, 2014 at 12:50 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by professor - December 28, 2014 at 12:45 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by downbeatplumb - December 31, 2014 at 8:13 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Minimalist - December 28, 2014 at 12:53 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by bennyboy - December 28, 2014 at 1:42 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by abaris - December 28, 2014 at 2:17 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by robvalue - December 28, 2014 at 2:20 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by dyresand - December 28, 2014 at 4:20 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by The Grand Nudger - December 28, 2014 at 7:04 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by bennyboy - December 28, 2014 at 8:12 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by pocaracas - December 28, 2014 at 8:18 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by bennyboy - December 28, 2014 at 8:32 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Chad32 - December 28, 2014 at 7:08 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by abaris - December 28, 2014 at 7:14 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by The Grand Nudger - December 28, 2014 at 7:15 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by fr0d0 - December 28, 2014 at 7:27 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by abaris - December 28, 2014 at 7:33 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by fr0d0 - December 28, 2014 at 7:40 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Minimalist - December 28, 2014 at 7:55 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by abaris - December 28, 2014 at 8:07 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by fr0d0 - December 28, 2014 at 8:08 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Minimalist - December 28, 2014 at 8:13 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Minimalist - December 28, 2014 at 8:37 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by abaris - December 28, 2014 at 8:39 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by bennyboy - December 28, 2014 at 8:42 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Crossless1 - December 28, 2014 at 8:45 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by abaris - December 28, 2014 at 8:45 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Minimalist - December 28, 2014 at 8:39 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by fr0d0 - December 28, 2014 at 8:57 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Chad32 - December 28, 2014 at 9:03 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Minimalist - December 28, 2014 at 9:25 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by fr0d0 - December 28, 2014 at 9:26 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Tonus - December 31, 2014 at 8:32 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Chad32 - December 28, 2014 at 9:30 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by fr0d0 - December 28, 2014 at 9:34 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Elskidor - December 30, 2014 at 12:19 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by MJ the Skeptical - December 31, 2014 at 7:51 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Alex K - December 31, 2014 at 8:03 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by MJ the Skeptical - December 31, 2014 at 8:12 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Alex K - December 31, 2014 at 8:33 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by vorlon13 - January 1, 2015 at 12:43 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Minimalist - January 1, 2015 at 7:17 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by fr0d0 - January 1, 2015 at 8:11 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Minimalist - January 1, 2015 at 9:04 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by fr0d0 - January 1, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by vorlon13 - January 1, 2015 at 11:58 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by dyresand - January 3, 2015 at 1:49 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by vorlon13 - January 3, 2015 at 11:46 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Minimalist - January 3, 2015 at 12:42 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by fr0d0 - January 4, 2015 at 5:15 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Regina - January 5, 2015 at 8:55 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by vorlon13 - January 5, 2015 at 9:46 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by robvalue - January 6, 2015 at 6:16 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by fr0d0 - January 6, 2015 at 8:47 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by abaris - January 6, 2015 at 9:04 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Whateverist - January 6, 2015 at 9:00 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by fr0d0 - January 6, 2015 at 10:07 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Regina - January 6, 2015 at 10:30 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by fr0d0 - January 6, 2015 at 3:12 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by FatAndFaithless - January 6, 2015 at 10:32 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by robvalue - January 6, 2015 at 10:35 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by FatAndFaithless - January 6, 2015 at 10:37 am
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by robvalue - January 6, 2015 at 2:56 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Regina - January 6, 2015 at 3:18 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by bennyboy - January 8, 2015 at 8:01 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by robvalue - January 6, 2015 at 3:18 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Minimalist - January 6, 2015 at 3:56 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by vorlon13 - January 6, 2015 at 5:55 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by fr0d0 - January 8, 2015 at 5:29 pm
RE: Catholics Aren't Christians? - by Regina - January 8, 2015 at 8:21 pm
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