RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible
January 1, 2015 at 2:22 pm
(This post was last modified: January 1, 2015 at 2:52 pm by vorlon13.)
Maybe the 2 she-bears were made up, and that was to explain away the 42 corpses old baldy had murderated himself ??
Perhaps I watch too much COPS on TV ???
How the fuck could 2 bears kill 42 kids ?
Seems like after the bears grab the first 2 kids, the other 40 are going to run in 40 different directions, and that will take 40 more bears to kill them all. And scripture doesn't record that.
Maybe the 2 bears were on a VERY high cliff, and fell off it. On the way down, they exceeded the speed of sound and the concussion from their impact killed the children ???
(does this make me an apologist, or just snarky ?)
Perhaps I watch too much COPS on TV ???
How the fuck could 2 bears kill 42 kids ?
Seems like after the bears grab the first 2 kids, the other 40 are going to run in 40 different directions, and that will take 40 more bears to kill them all. And scripture doesn't record that.
Maybe the 2 bears were on a VERY high cliff, and fell off it. On the way down, they exceeded the speed of sound and the concussion from their impact killed the children ???
(does this make me an apologist, or just snarky ?)
