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Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible
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RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible
(January 1, 2015 at 2:22 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Maybe the 2 she-bears were made up, and that was to explain away the 42 corpses old baldy had murderated himself ??

Perhaps I watch too much COPS on TV ???

How the fuck could 2 bears kill 42 kids ?

Seems like after the bears grab the first 2 kids, the other 40 are going to run in 40 different directions, and that will take 40 more bears to kill them all. And scripture doesn't record that.

Maybe the 2 bears were on a VERY high cliff, and fell off it. On the way down, they exceeded the speed of sound and the concussion from their impact killed the children ???


(does this make me an apologist, or just snarky ?)

I thought about this and it does seem far fetched, but bears can take down several men, plus the fact these are god powered bears on a mission, it's 21 kids each, a bear could dive on 2 kids at a time and quickly dispatch them, and a bear can run as fast a horse I think I heard for short distances so catching up to the kids who managed to get a bit of distance might not be so difficult.


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Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - December 28, 2014 at 5:54 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Elskidor - December 28, 2014 at 5:58 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Spooky - December 28, 2014 at 6:07 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Godschild - December 28, 2014 at 8:00 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by abaris - December 28, 2014 at 6:28 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - December 28, 2014 at 7:23 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by abaris - December 28, 2014 at 7:27 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - December 28, 2014 at 7:57 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - December 28, 2014 at 9:11 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by vorlon13 - December 28, 2014 at 10:17 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - December 28, 2014 at 10:19 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by vorlon13 - December 28, 2014 at 10:27 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - December 28, 2014 at 11:06 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by SteelCurtain - December 28, 2014 at 10:56 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Crossless1 - December 28, 2014 at 11:56 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Drich - December 29, 2014 at 12:10 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Crossless1 - December 29, 2014 at 12:57 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Tonus - December 30, 2014 at 5:10 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - January 1, 2015 at 1:54 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by vorlon13 - December 29, 2014 at 12:25 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - December 29, 2014 at 9:43 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Crossless1 - December 29, 2014 at 11:44 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by dyresand - December 29, 2014 at 10:36 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Natachan - December 29, 2014 at 12:17 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by dyresand - December 29, 2014 at 12:28 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by paulpablo - January 1, 2015 at 2:00 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - January 1, 2015 at 2:05 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - January 1, 2015 at 2:08 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by vorlon13 - January 1, 2015 at 2:22 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by paulpablo - January 2, 2015 at 3:47 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - January 1, 2015 at 3:22 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - January 2, 2015 at 11:11 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by abaris - January 2, 2015 at 11:22 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - January 2, 2015 at 11:39 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by abaris - January 2, 2015 at 11:40 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - January 5, 2015 at 10:40 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - January 5, 2015 at 10:43 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - January 5, 2015 at 11:00 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - January 5, 2015 at 11:03 am

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