Why Christians come to atheist forums

[Aoi Magi]

"Kinds" that are normally seen:

Kind 1 -> They come to study atheists, because most of the time, they have a preconceived notion of what an Atheist is. Afterwards they stick around out of curiosity for discovering more information about the creatures of the "atheist kind".

Kind 2 -> They come to steal the hidden secrets of cooking delicious babies, which is a well known and well guarded secret of the Atheists. They stick around in hopes of finding it out.

Kind 3 -> They come to see if there are any potential buyers for their brand of theism/deism/wooism over here since everyone knows that Atheists don't have any of those isms and so could potentially become great customers. They would stick around to try and fine-tune their product for the growing atheist market.

Kind 4 -> They are generally into BDSM and thus love getting spanked and dominated. They stick around so that they can keep getting spanked.

Kind 5 -> They are escaped mental patients who come in hopes of being able to hide among the social outcasts and rebels. Some manage to stick around as long as they take their medication, most get banned early on though.

Kind 6 -> They are religion-inspired suicide bombers, who come to the Atheist forums only to commit suicide by bombing the board with rage-inducing, shit-smelling garbage.