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Weird things theists have told you
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 10:24 am (This post was last modified: January 6, 2015 at 10:24 am by Spooky.)
(January 6, 2015 at 9:49 am)Stimbo Wrote: Does his shit smell like rabbit?

His actual shit doesn't smell that bad. Kind of barnyard. But he isn't fixed and can't be because of an un descended testicle, the procedure would kill him. So when excited he turns into a damn sprinkler spraying bright orange piss everywhere. That's the shit that stinks, and why the cats leave him alone.
(January 6, 2015 at 9:52 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: And is he a god?
[Image: tumblr_mtwnqoGLNZ1rgco4uo4_250.gif]

Probably.
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Weird things theists have told you - by Strider - December 22, 2014 at 2:24 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by vorlon13 - December 22, 2014 at 2:43 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - December 22, 2014 at 2:47 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Kitty Galore - December 22, 2014 at 2:49 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - December 22, 2014 at 2:51 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Kitty Galore - December 22, 2014 at 4:12 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Nope - December 22, 2014 at 3:13 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - December 22, 2014 at 3:19 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - December 22, 2014 at 3:24 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 3:35 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - December 22, 2014 at 3:37 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by polar bear - December 22, 2014 at 4:28 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Strider - December 22, 2014 at 3:51 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - December 22, 2014 at 4:19 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Crossless1 - December 22, 2014 at 4:36 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - December 22, 2014 at 4:42 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 3:27 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Mister Agenda - December 22, 2014 at 3:31 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - December 22, 2014 at 3:33 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Nope - December 22, 2014 at 3:38 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 3:42 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - December 22, 2014 at 3:40 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Dystopia - December 22, 2014 at 4:08 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Exian - December 22, 2014 at 4:25 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Nope - December 22, 2014 at 5:18 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 5:25 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Crossless1 - December 22, 2014 at 5:43 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - December 22, 2014 at 5:26 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 5:50 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Elskidor - December 22, 2014 at 5:50 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 22, 2014 at 5:51 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 22, 2014 at 5:59 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 6:01 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 22, 2014 at 6:02 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jackalope - December 22, 2014 at 6:04 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 22, 2014 at 6:07 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Crossless1 - December 22, 2014 at 6:03 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 6:07 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 6:17 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - December 23, 2014 at 10:16 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 23, 2014 at 10:18 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - December 23, 2014 at 10:40 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Nope - December 23, 2014 at 3:16 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Strider - December 23, 2014 at 10:52 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jackalope - December 23, 2014 at 5:39 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Piscinin - December 23, 2014 at 10:32 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 23, 2014 at 10:39 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Tonus - December 23, 2014 at 10:39 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 23, 2014 at 10:41 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by RobbyPants - December 23, 2014 at 11:20 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jenny A - December 23, 2014 at 2:16 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by RobbyPants - December 23, 2014 at 4:37 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jackalope - December 23, 2014 at 5:45 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jenny A - December 23, 2014 at 6:56 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by JonDarbyXIII - December 23, 2014 at 5:34 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Crossless1 - December 23, 2014 at 5:47 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by tantric - December 27, 2014 at 5:55 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - December 27, 2014 at 10:34 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by downbeatplumb - January 6, 2015 at 2:29 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 3:24 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 3:46 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Alex K - January 6, 2015 at 5:23 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - December 27, 2014 at 12:34 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - December 27, 2014 at 12:39 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - December 27, 2014 at 12:42 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - December 27, 2014 at 12:43 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Mental Outlaw - January 6, 2015 at 8:02 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - January 6, 2015 at 8:03 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jacob(smooth) - January 6, 2015 at 9:25 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - January 6, 2015 at 8:20 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - January 6, 2015 at 9:15 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Alex K - January 6, 2015 at 9:22 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Whateverist - January 6, 2015 at 9:24 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Alex K - January 6, 2015 at 9:25 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - January 6, 2015 at 9:26 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Alex K - January 6, 2015 at 9:30 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jacob(smooth) - January 6, 2015 at 9:31 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - January 6, 2015 at 9:47 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - January 6, 2015 at 9:31 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - January 6, 2015 at 9:49 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - January 6, 2015 at 10:24 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jacob(smooth) - January 6, 2015 at 9:52 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Brian37 - January 6, 2015 at 9:58 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 10:03 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Brian37 - January 6, 2015 at 10:04 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 10:08 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Lemonvariable72 - January 6, 2015 at 10:08 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - January 6, 2015 at 1:36 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - January 6, 2015 at 7:01 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - January 7, 2015 at 12:53 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by 404NotFound - January 7, 2015 at 2:05 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - January 7, 2015 at 11:20 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by ComradeMeow - January 9, 2015 at 5:20 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - January 9, 2015 at 6:37 pm

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