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Weird things theists have told you
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 7:01 pm
(January 6, 2015 at 1:36 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: I just remembered one from 13-14 years ago, back on the AOL forums. I used to regularly visit the weirdly mixed religion forums they had. One of the evangelicals said in all earnestness that scientists had proven the existence of hell because they heard screams coming from a volcano.

I shit you not.

She was verbally eviscerated by atheists and theists alike for that one. Dumbest thing I've ever heard.

This, you mean?

http://www.snopes.com/religion/wellhell.asp

I'm not surprised she got crucified.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Weird things theists have told you - by Strider - December 22, 2014 at 2:24 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by vorlon13 - December 22, 2014 at 2:43 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - December 22, 2014 at 2:47 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Kitty Galore - December 22, 2014 at 2:49 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - December 22, 2014 at 2:51 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Kitty Galore - December 22, 2014 at 4:12 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Nope - December 22, 2014 at 3:13 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - December 22, 2014 at 3:19 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - December 22, 2014 at 3:24 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 3:35 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - December 22, 2014 at 3:37 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by polar bear - December 22, 2014 at 4:28 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Strider - December 22, 2014 at 3:51 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - December 22, 2014 at 4:19 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Crossless1 - December 22, 2014 at 4:36 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - December 22, 2014 at 4:42 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 3:27 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Mister Agenda - December 22, 2014 at 3:31 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - December 22, 2014 at 3:33 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Nope - December 22, 2014 at 3:38 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 3:42 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - December 22, 2014 at 3:40 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Dystopia - December 22, 2014 at 4:08 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Exian - December 22, 2014 at 4:25 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Nope - December 22, 2014 at 5:18 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 5:25 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Crossless1 - December 22, 2014 at 5:43 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - December 22, 2014 at 5:26 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 5:50 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Elskidor - December 22, 2014 at 5:50 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 22, 2014 at 5:51 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 22, 2014 at 5:59 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 6:01 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 22, 2014 at 6:02 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jackalope - December 22, 2014 at 6:04 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 22, 2014 at 6:07 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Crossless1 - December 22, 2014 at 6:03 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 6:07 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2014 at 6:17 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - December 23, 2014 at 10:16 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 23, 2014 at 10:18 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - December 23, 2014 at 10:40 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Nope - December 23, 2014 at 3:16 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Strider - December 23, 2014 at 10:52 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jackalope - December 23, 2014 at 5:39 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Piscinin - December 23, 2014 at 10:32 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 23, 2014 at 10:39 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Tonus - December 23, 2014 at 10:39 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - December 23, 2014 at 10:41 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by RobbyPants - December 23, 2014 at 11:20 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jenny A - December 23, 2014 at 2:16 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by RobbyPants - December 23, 2014 at 4:37 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jackalope - December 23, 2014 at 5:45 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jenny A - December 23, 2014 at 6:56 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by JonDarbyXIII - December 23, 2014 at 5:34 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Crossless1 - December 23, 2014 at 5:47 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by tantric - December 27, 2014 at 5:55 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - December 27, 2014 at 10:34 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by downbeatplumb - January 6, 2015 at 2:29 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 3:24 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 3:46 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Alex K - January 6, 2015 at 5:23 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - December 27, 2014 at 12:34 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - December 27, 2014 at 12:39 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - December 27, 2014 at 12:42 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - December 27, 2014 at 12:43 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Mental Outlaw - January 6, 2015 at 8:02 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - January 6, 2015 at 8:03 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jacob(smooth) - January 6, 2015 at 9:25 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - January 6, 2015 at 8:20 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by robvalue - January 6, 2015 at 9:15 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Alex K - January 6, 2015 at 9:22 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Whateverist - January 6, 2015 at 9:24 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Alex K - January 6, 2015 at 9:25 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - January 6, 2015 at 9:26 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Alex K - January 6, 2015 at 9:30 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jacob(smooth) - January 6, 2015 at 9:31 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - January 6, 2015 at 9:47 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by abaris - January 6, 2015 at 9:31 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - January 6, 2015 at 9:49 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - January 6, 2015 at 10:24 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Jacob(smooth) - January 6, 2015 at 9:52 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Brian37 - January 6, 2015 at 9:58 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 10:03 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Brian37 - January 6, 2015 at 10:04 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 10:08 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Lemonvariable72 - January 6, 2015 at 10:08 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - January 6, 2015 at 1:36 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Cyberman - January 6, 2015 at 7:01 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - January 7, 2015 at 12:53 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by 404NotFound - January 7, 2015 at 2:05 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by Spooky - January 7, 2015 at 11:20 am
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by ComradeMeow - January 9, 2015 at 5:20 pm
RE: Weird things theists have told you - by KevinM1 - January 9, 2015 at 6:37 pm

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