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Being the subject of a prayer
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RE: Being the subject of a prayer
(January 7, 2015 at 1:11 am)dyresand Wrote:
(January 6, 2015 at 11:44 pm)Godschild Wrote: You pray to what, the FSM, hows that working out.

GC


You were suggesting an option to the real prayer working so no one will know which worked. I hope that's better.

GC

To what ever the hell is listening i guess.

God's not listening to you, so it must be the FSM, careful you might get a meatball in your eye for saying the wrong thing.

(January 7, 2015 at 7:46 am)watchamadoodle Wrote:
(January 6, 2015 at 11:44 pm)Godschild Wrote: You were suggesting an option to the real prayer working so no one will know which worked. I hope that's better.

GC
Of course we know that prayer never "works", but the result requested in the prayer might happen naturally, and then the OP might be expected to thank Yahweh for "answering" the prayer.

So if he OP makes a show of requesting help from all kinds of supernatural sources, then maybe the Christians friends will be less likely to expect the OP to thank Yahweh for "answering" the prayer. Maybe the OP can thanks Yahweh, Thor, Lucifer, the lucky rabbit's foot, ... (Of course I know this wouldn't actually work - just making a silly suggestion.)

Realistically, maybe the OP will be so happy after a successful outcome that giving some acknowledgement to Christian friends and their God for imaginary assistance will seem trivial? Smile

You do have proof that it doesn't work right, please share.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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Messages In This Thread
Being the subject of a prayer - by tjakey - January 6, 2015 at 3:11 pm
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 3:25 pm
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by tjakey - January 6, 2015 at 3:49 pm
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by Neo-Scholastic - January 6, 2015 at 3:27 pm
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by robvalue - January 6, 2015 at 3:32 pm
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by Minimalist - January 6, 2015 at 3:34 pm
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 3:43 pm
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by strawdawg - January 6, 2015 at 4:15 pm
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by The Grand Nudger - January 6, 2015 at 4:23 pm
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by Spooky - January 6, 2015 at 6:01 pm
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by vorlon13 - January 6, 2015 at 6:03 pm
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by watchamadoodle - January 6, 2015 at 7:14 pm
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by Godschild - January 6, 2015 at 7:26 pm
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by dyresand - January 6, 2015 at 9:43 pm
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by Godschild - January 6, 2015 at 11:44 pm
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by dyresand - January 7, 2015 at 1:11 am
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by Godschild - January 7, 2015 at 6:04 pm
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by watchamadoodle - January 7, 2015 at 6:59 pm
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by Godschild - January 8, 2015 at 12:12 am
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by dyresand - January 8, 2015 at 12:16 am
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by watchamadoodle - January 8, 2015 at 12:59 am
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by Godschild - January 8, 2015 at 2:47 am
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by JonDarbyXIII - January 8, 2015 at 9:46 am
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by watchamadoodle - January 7, 2015 at 7:46 am
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by watchamadoodle - January 6, 2015 at 10:26 pm
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by robvalue - January 7, 2015 at 1:31 am
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by JonDarbyXIII - January 7, 2015 at 9:19 am
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by Thumpalumpacus - January 8, 2015 at 3:36 am
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by Mothonis - January 8, 2015 at 1:11 am
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by Godschild - January 8, 2015 at 2:25 am
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by The Grand Nudger - January 8, 2015 at 2:30 am
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by Mothonis - January 8, 2015 at 4:09 am
RE: Being the subject of a prayer - by robvalue - January 8, 2015 at 6:01 am

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