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Damned Corporate Cocksuckers
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RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers
An ideological commitment that crumbles as soon as it becomes inconvenient isn't much of an ideological commitment at all. "We want to feed starving children...but it's just too damned difficult" "We're against exploitative labor practices, but they're just too damned profitable" "We disagree with all government subsidy, but dammit just look at that money!"

Jerkoff
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Minimalist - January 5, 2015 at 7:58 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Heywood - January 6, 2015 at 12:18 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Nope - January 8, 2015 at 11:36 am
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Heywood - January 8, 2015 at 12:29 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Nope - January 8, 2015 at 12:39 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Heywood - January 8, 2015 at 12:53 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Minimalist - January 6, 2015 at 12:24 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Heywood - January 6, 2015 at 12:38 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Minimalist - January 6, 2015 at 12:40 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Heywood - January 6, 2015 at 1:13 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by John V - January 6, 2015 at 1:32 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Minimalist - January 6, 2015 at 1:34 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Heywood - January 6, 2015 at 1:42 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Minimalist - January 6, 2015 at 1:47 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Minimalist - January 6, 2015 at 5:40 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Minimalist - January 7, 2015 at 12:53 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Heywood - January 8, 2015 at 11:19 am
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Thumpalumpacus - January 8, 2015 at 1:13 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Heywood - January 8, 2015 at 3:16 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Thumpalumpacus - January 8, 2015 at 3:26 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Heywood - January 8, 2015 at 3:45 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by The Grand Nudger - January 8, 2015 at 12:28 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Heywood - January 8, 2015 at 12:46 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Minimalist - January 8, 2015 at 12:32 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by The Grand Nudger - January 8, 2015 at 12:53 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Minimalist - January 8, 2015 at 12:55 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Heywood - January 8, 2015 at 1:04 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by The Grand Nudger - January 8, 2015 at 1:10 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by The Grand Nudger - January 8, 2015 at 3:19 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Heywood - January 8, 2015 at 3:47 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by The Grand Nudger - January 8, 2015 at 3:47 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by The Grand Nudger - January 8, 2015 at 3:49 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Heywood - January 8, 2015 at 3:55 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by The Grand Nudger - January 8, 2015 at 3:59 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by The Grand Nudger - January 8, 2015 at 4:54 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Minimalist - January 11, 2015 at 9:11 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Minimalist - April 10, 2015 at 2:19 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Minimalist - May 17, 2015 at 3:35 pm
Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by KUSA - May 17, 2015 at 4:06 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Minimalist - June 12, 2015 at 9:40 pm
RE: Damned Corporate Cocksuckers - by Minimalist - June 14, 2015 at 12:58 pm

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