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Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?

Poll: Atheists: Would you worship the for real xtian God? Theists: Would you switch teams to worship the one shown to actually exist?
This poll is closed.
Athiest: You're damn right. Atta' boy, God. You the man!
7.79%
 6 7.79%
Atheist: Meh, I still just don't care.
15.58%
 12 15.58%
Atheist: Hell no. That bloody bastard has some splaining to do!
66.23%
 51 66.23%
Theist: Absolutely. I'd burn all my bibles, burn my crosses and get me to the new temple a.s.a.p..
0%
 0 0%
Theist: I honestly don't know what I'd do. I'd probably hope the science was wrong and stick my head in the sand.
0%
 0 0%
Theist: No frickin' way. Jehovah's our boy and we're stickin' with him. Science, bah!
2.60%
 2 2.60%
I don't do polls. They're lame .. or at least this one is.
7.79%
 6 7.79%
Total 77 vote(s) 100%
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Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 8, 2015 at 2:14 pm
(January 9, 2014 at 11:20 am)whateverist Wrote: This is the place to gather the important data concerning how atheists would respond if we knew for certain God (yeah, that one) existed. Who wants to worship this being?

For theists there are corresponding choices for what you would do if the god whose existence science had demonstrated wasn't yours. You gonna switch sides and worship the actual lord of the cosmos?

Okay, What would he do for me (assume that is known with a similar standard of certainty as that applied to his existence) if I worshiped him that he wouldn't do for me if I didn't?

Just because there is really a big bubba it doesn't necessarily follow that I have cause to take big bubba into account.
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Anomalocaris - January 8, 2015 at 2:14 pm

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