Dear Mr RELIGION,
Congratulations! You have been specially chosen out of literally thousands to be the One True Faith. Just think how much respect your friends will give you, Mr RELIGION, for being the one and only channel for the will of the Almighty Creator of Everything!
All you need to do to claim this fabulous, once in a lifetime prize is to send us a hundred million foreskins in the insulated envelope provided, together with the equivalent number of reasoning and morality centres of the human brain.
IT REALLY IS THAT SIMPLE!!!!!!
You are perfectly free to cancel this offer at any time in the first six months, but it won't make any difference.
Congratulations! You have been specially chosen out of literally thousands to be the One True Faith. Just think how much respect your friends will give you, Mr RELIGION, for being the one and only channel for the will of the Almighty Creator of Everything!
All you need to do to claim this fabulous, once in a lifetime prize is to send us a hundred million foreskins in the insulated envelope provided, together with the equivalent number of reasoning and morality centres of the human brain.
IT REALLY IS THAT SIMPLE!!!!!!
You are perfectly free to cancel this offer at any time in the first six months, but it won't make any difference.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
