And lo! YHWH did stir the waters of the deeps, and the surface of the Earth, and did cleverly place fossils and geologic strata in Layers; and cuased the molecular structure of those Layers to conform to those characteristics which they would have if they were in fact Ancient; even millions of years old did they appear to be. And YHWH caused the light of distant SAtars to travel faster than the speed of light, so as to appear Billions and Billions of years old, so as to confuse the very elect, if this were possible.
And YHWH sat back and laughed at the silly humans who had fallen for his clever trap, and did reward those who were Too Fucking Stupid to interpret the Signs which he had left, by giving their lips eternal access to Hank's Ass. But those who had used their minds to determine the cleverly-falsified Age of the Universe, these YHWH did smite with eternal damnation, forcing them into sexual degradation and the playing of Evil Music, and all sorts of abominations and corruption.
And YHWH sat back and laughed at the silly humans who had fallen for his clever trap, and did reward those who were Too Fucking Stupid to interpret the Signs which he had left, by giving their lips eternal access to Hank's Ass. But those who had used their minds to determine the cleverly-falsified Age of the Universe, these YHWH did smite with eternal damnation, forcing them into sexual degradation and the playing of Evil Music, and all sorts of abominations and corruption.
