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RE: Atheists: have you ever had a religious experience and what did you make of it?

January 18, 2015 at 5:23 am

When I was a kid and I took my First Communion I swear I could feel some presence behind it. Weird that it only happened that time when I was surrounded by my relatives.

Now I think it was just autosuggestion. I mean, we're talking about cracker Jesus...

"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."

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