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'Drich, which of the millions of different christian denominations goes to Heaven?'
RE: 'Drich, which of the millions of different christian denominations goes to Heaven?'
Hate to help out Drich here, but the 20,000 starved dead kids everyday might be signs of God's displeasure with something an ancestor done did wrong up to 7 generations back.

or

funny how begats get complicated over the centuries, perhaps the dead kids are Amelekites and god is living up to his promise in wiping them out, albeit, very slowly.

or

all these dead kids are descended from Adam and Eve and original sin is all the reason God needs to off somebody in a tortuously painful bout of lifetime disease and famine

or

God is doing another Job job on somebody and is offing all these kids to test someone else's faith


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RE: 'Drich, which of the million - by h4ym4n - January 18, 2015 at 7:29 am
RE: 'Drich, which of the millions of different christian denominations goes to Heaven?' - by vorlon13 - January 21, 2015 at 11:37 am

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