RE: Girl dies of stupid parents
January 22, 2015 at 3:41 pm
(This post was last modified: January 22, 2015 at 3:43 pm by Nope.)
(January 22, 2015 at 11:34 am)Xeno Wrote: Jesus told me he was just joking with the whole "I am the son of god" thing. So you guys can stop worshipping him now. Find a new hobby. Maybe feed some homeless cats or something.
Jesus told me to stop worrying about my weight and cholesterol and just to eat all the Oreos and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups that I want. In fact, Jesus told me that you will all go to hell if you don't send me chocolate NOW. I like you guys too much to not spread the word in how you can save yourselves. Please just do what god wants and send me the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. I want to see you all in heaven.
(January 22, 2015 at 9:08 am)Spooky Wrote:(January 22, 2015 at 9:06 am)robvalue Wrote: Do you get more respect the more crazy you go?
I've been warned multiple times for being sexist.
For some right wing Christians being sexist is a plus.