RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 26, 2015 at 2:55 pm
(This post was last modified: January 26, 2015 at 3:12 pm by IanHulett.)
(October 4, 2014 at 11:11 am)XenobladeShulk Wrote: I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW. MY MOM WON'T LET ME GET HYRULE WARRIORS FOR THE WII U BECAUSE IT'S "TOO MAGICAL AND SORCERY". I DON'T FUCKING GIVE A SHIT! I TOLD HER THAT I DON'T BELIEVE IN HER DUMBASS FAKE RELIGION (SHE'S A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS) SO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT'S STUPID FUCKING RULES ABOUT WHAT GAMES I PLAY. SHE ALSO DOESN'T EVEN LET ME PLAY FUCKING POKEMON BECAUSE ITS BASED ON JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY! I DON'T FUCKING CARE! I'M 14 AND MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE FUCKING MAGIC!!!!
It's part of the reason I've always hated the Jehovah's Witness cult. They're always going door to fucking door knocking on peoples doors and saying "Havew fewnd Gawd? Havew fewned Gawwwwwwwdddd???? HAVEW FEWNED GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDDD????????" Makes me want to punch them in the face, but if I don't want to look like that Militant Atheist who beat up that ohio pastor, I gotta be nice. It's irritating. It makes me want to buy a punching bag. I can release all my tension caused by these religious nut jobs so I don't end up one of the incredibly rare "Atheist Extremists."
If pinkie pie isn't real, then how do you explain the existence of ponies, huh? If ponies are real, then that's proof that Pinkie Pie is real. Checkmate, christians! 
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Let's stop fighting and and start smiling! This is our one and only life to live... let's be friends and live it with smiles!
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Let's stop fighting and and start smiling! This is our one and only life to live... let's be friends and live it with smiles!
-- Book of Pinkie Pie 7:3
