Hmmmm what do I expect from human reason? A hot dinner waiting for me after a long day's work? A blowjob on my birthday? 
Seriously, though, I think reason is the process of getting all your ducks in a line. That doesn't mean you have enough ducks, though, or the right kind.

Seriously, though, I think reason is the process of getting all your ducks in a line. That doesn't mean you have enough ducks, though, or the right kind.