The Gospels can't even agree on basic details, such as when jc was born, his age when he started his 'ministry', or when he died. Couple that with the actual known historical facts of the period which the Gospels get completely wrong and suddenly this "best attested set of events" begins falling apart at the seams.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
