RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
March 1, 2015 at 12:10 am
(This post was last modified: March 1, 2015 at 12:48 am by The Reality Salesman01.)
(February 28, 2015 at 10:33 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:I stopped reading his posts when he began redefining death and forcing other oddly shaped pegs into mismatched holes. Fucking stupid.
No one's going to bat an eye at this one, huh?
I'll bite. All it would take for a worldwide flood is for the moon to randomly shift orbits to 5% of it's current orbit. Nice.
Couple problems. Why didn't Noah mention that the moon suddenly overwhelmed the night sky? How about the massive seismological activity that would happen when the Earth and the Moon warped each other's shape? Why isn't that mentioned in the Bible? The moon would still have a warped shape. What is the mechanism for by which the moon suddenly shifted orbits, then shifted back? Also, this still wouldn't change the amount of water on the planet. It would create a rolling tidal wave, one that would easily fuck an 800' wooden boat to shit. And one, incidentally, that would leave a LOT more evidence and destruction that a simple flood would. There are too many problems to count.
Not to mention that you haven't come any closer to proving that this actually happened. In fact, you have made it easier to prove that it didn't happen.
(February 28, 2015 at 8:46 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Except that the doctors clearly acknowledged that all attempt to Resuscitate failed.
Apparently not. Oh wait...you're suggesting something else, aren't you? Magic? There's nothing anyone can say to make you realize how stupid you sound right now. But one day, if you're lucky, you might feel that embarrassing sting...
