(August 23, 2010 at 5:57 pm)Thor Wrote:(August 23, 2010 at 5:43 pm)Entropist Wrote: Speaking of porn:
For jerking off to the dirty parts. (Well, it doesn't even make good porn, so maybe not...)
CONFETTI.
Oh, come on! There aren't even any pictures! The closest you might get is if you find a Bible with pictures and they'll probably have something showing Adam and Eve. But Eve is always covered by her flowing hair and vegetation. And half the time she's not even that good looking!
Then you haven't seen the versions of the Bible I have... only available in back-alley Christian stores...
55. So fundies can slit their wrists with the sharp corners when they realise their lives were based on a lie.
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.
'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain
'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.
'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain
'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
