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I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses

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I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses
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RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses
March 5, 2015 at 12:18 pm
God had to postpone his armageddon until we lowly human worms got around to inventing the means by which it could be accomplished.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses

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I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by KUSA - March 4, 2015 at 8:50 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by Dystopia - March 4, 2015 at 9:08 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by abaris - March 4, 2015 at 9:30 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by dyresand - March 4, 2015 at 9:50 pm
I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by KUSA - March 4, 2015 at 9:54 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by dyresand - March 4, 2015 at 10:29 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by The Valkyrie - March 4, 2015 at 10:46 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by dyresand - March 5, 2015 at 12:41 am
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by IATIA - March 4, 2015 at 9:58 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by Minimalist - March 4, 2015 at 10:00 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by CapnAwesome - March 4, 2015 at 10:01 pm
I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by KUSA - March 4, 2015 at 10:44 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by AFTT47 - March 4, 2015 at 11:43 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by Minimalist - March 5, 2015 at 3:13 am
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by Alex K - March 5, 2015 at 3:55 am
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by ManMachine - March 5, 2015 at 4:32 am
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by robvalue - March 5, 2015 at 4:53 am
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by Jenny A - March 5, 2015 at 12:14 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by The Grand Nudger - March 5, 2015 at 12:18 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by dyresand - March 5, 2015 at 12:19 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by Jenny A - March 5, 2015 at 12:26 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by dyresand - March 5, 2015 at 12:30 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by robvalue - March 5, 2015 at 12:46 pm
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by dyresand - March 5, 2015 at 1:16 pm
I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses - by KUSA - March 5, 2015 at 4:25 pm

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