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Atheist surprised when god answered his prayer
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RE: Atheist surprised when god answered his prayer
"I had a very rational mind."

Emphasis on "had". But then I grilled my brain in the microwave, and suddenly God started to reach out to me! For example, the other day, it came out that this girl was abused in a horrible way, but all's well, because God found a way to make it all about me, and now I'm famous! Book out in shops near Christmas. Yay God! This religion is great, such pleasant surprises it provides!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Atheist surprised when god answered his prayer - by Alex K - March 12, 2015 at 2:04 am

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