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Obama's father really is Frank Marshall Davis
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RE: Obama's father really is Frank Marshall Davis
I've come to the conclusion that mralstoner is wrong, but not for the reason everyone else is saying.

In actual fact, Frank Marshall Davis is not Obama's father. He's Obama himself, a future version of him from the dark year of 201X, come to prevent President Obama's rise to power by ruining his reputation via the weird insinuations of racists. If he fails, the dark age will begin, because Obama is the antichrist or something.

What, you don't believe me? It's so obvious! It's the only thing that explains the slight similarity in looks! Turn in your critical thinking textbooks, you fake skeptics!
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RE: Obama's father really is Frank Marshall Davis - by Esquilax - March 12, 2015 at 1:20 pm

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