(March 20, 2015 at 2:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/14...75605.html
Quote:An Arizona mother has been arrested after she allegedly tried to drown her 3-year-old son in a puddle, claiming Jesus Christ advised her to do it.
Yep. That fucking jesus. Just because he can walk on water he thinks everyone can.
What an asshole.
But, see, that's not a true mystical experience because she tried to kill her kid. If god instead said, "Hey lady, go buy your kid some ice cream" then that would've been a legit mystical experience. /logic
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