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Fish must be very holy
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RE: Fish must be very holy
I understand enough about the scientific principles to know that kind of boat wouldn't work, getting all those animals on the boat and keeping them alive for 40 days and nights wouldn't work, and after everything was dead there wouldn't be any plants to eat, and the only thing for the carnivores to eat is the other animals that got off the boat.

There are so many problems with this story, you'd have to have your god working hard to keep it from falling apart every step of the way. which means the plan itsself is rather stupid. Your god let the population turn to evil, and the only way he could think of fixing it was to kill most everyone, and the end result wasn't even what he presumably wanted.

Even if I give you all you wanted, in the end the plan failed. Even the Jesus plan failed, because most people are still going to hell for a lack of evidence, and Jesus even knew it was going to fail when he was still alive.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Fish must be very holy - by Boris Karloff - February 7, 2014 at 9:42 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Chad32 - February 7, 2014 at 10:52 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by SteelCurtain - February 7, 2014 at 2:04 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Smaug - March 22, 2015 at 9:50 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Faith No More - February 7, 2014 at 11:03 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by EvolutionKills - February 11, 2014 at 2:14 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by vorlon13 - March 21, 2015 at 9:30 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Minimalist - February 7, 2014 at 1:59 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Chad32 - February 7, 2014 at 2:07 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Minimalist - February 11, 2014 at 2:17 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by EvolutionKills - February 11, 2014 at 2:44 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by LiveAboard Sailor - March 20, 2015 at 1:52 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Faith No More - March 20, 2015 at 2:07 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by daver49 - March 21, 2015 at 7:27 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by professor - March 21, 2015 at 7:45 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Alex K - March 22, 2015 at 1:25 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 21, 2015 at 7:46 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by professor - March 21, 2015 at 8:28 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 21, 2015 at 9:43 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Homeless Nutter - March 21, 2015 at 10:00 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by vorlon13 - March 21, 2015 at 11:15 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by IATIA - March 21, 2015 at 11:19 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 22, 2015 at 12:45 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Homeless Nutter - March 22, 2015 at 12:55 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by AFTT47 - March 22, 2015 at 1:10 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 22, 2015 at 9:44 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by AFTT47 - March 22, 2015 at 10:24 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by IATIA - March 22, 2015 at 10:39 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 22, 2015 at 11:24 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by IATIA - March 22, 2015 at 11:29 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Chad32 - March 22, 2015 at 11:35 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by AFTT47 - March 22, 2015 at 11:37 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 22, 2015 at 1:00 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Norman Humann - March 22, 2015 at 1:12 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 22, 2015 at 2:25 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by IATIA - March 22, 2015 at 2:34 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by daver49 - March 22, 2015 at 3:08 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by IATIA - March 22, 2015 at 1:15 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 22, 2015 at 2:34 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Nope - March 22, 2015 at 2:37 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Nope - March 22, 2015 at 2:29 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 22, 2015 at 3:26 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Norman Humann - March 22, 2015 at 2:35 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 22, 2015 at 3:51 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by IATIA - March 22, 2015 at 3:43 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 22, 2015 at 4:07 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Norman Humann - March 22, 2015 at 4:25 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by IATIA - March 22, 2015 at 4:39 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Nope - March 22, 2015 at 4:43 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 22, 2015 at 5:08 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Norman Humann - March 22, 2015 at 5:29 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by IATIA - March 22, 2015 at 5:51 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 22, 2015 at 6:05 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 22, 2015 at 6:03 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Norman Humann - March 22, 2015 at 3:51 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Norman Humann - March 22, 2015 at 3:55 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by TubbyTubby - March 22, 2015 at 3:57 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 22, 2015 at 4:18 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Joods - March 25, 2015 at 4:58 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 22, 2015 at 4:16 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 22, 2015 at 4:39 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by IATIA - March 22, 2015 at 4:51 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Chas - March 22, 2015 at 6:14 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Alex K - March 22, 2015 at 6:19 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 22, 2015 at 6:59 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 22, 2015 at 11:39 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by TubbyTubby - March 22, 2015 at 4:26 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by LastPoet - March 22, 2015 at 4:40 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Alex K - March 22, 2015 at 6:04 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by professor - March 22, 2015 at 6:09 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by IATIA - March 22, 2015 at 11:58 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Smaug - March 23, 2015 at 5:35 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by TubbyTubby - March 23, 2015 at 6:17 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Brakeman - March 23, 2015 at 7:54 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 23, 2015 at 9:32 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Brakeman - March 23, 2015 at 12:38 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 23, 2015 at 11:24 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Brakeman - March 24, 2015 at 7:35 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by daver49 - March 23, 2015 at 12:58 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by robvalue - March 24, 2015 at 5:35 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Smaug - March 24, 2015 at 6:43 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Drich - March 24, 2015 at 8:47 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Brakeman - March 24, 2015 at 12:50 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Nope - March 24, 2015 at 8:53 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Tonus - March 24, 2015 at 10:33 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Smaug - March 24, 2015 at 9:13 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Nope - March 24, 2015 at 9:45 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Chad32 - March 24, 2015 at 10:39 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Norman Humann - March 24, 2015 at 10:19 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by robvalue - March 24, 2015 at 10:25 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by The Grand Nudger - March 24, 2015 at 11:13 am
RE: Fish must be very holy - by KevinM1 - March 24, 2015 at 3:32 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by IATIA - March 24, 2015 at 6:02 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Chas - March 24, 2015 at 6:15 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Brakeman - March 24, 2015 at 6:16 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Smaug - March 24, 2015 at 6:25 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Brakeman - March 24, 2015 at 7:58 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by Smaug - March 25, 2015 at 6:08 pm
RE: Fish must be very holy - by TubbyTubby - March 25, 2015 at 5:13 am

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