Parents forcing a christian convention on me - how to keep sane?

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So when I say forcing I mean they think I want to go, I havent told them about my athiesm as I don't want to face the consequences
With that out of the way I am going to a christian convention on Monday! The time where I have to take a break from my exams Im getting preached about how fucking amazing JC is!

So how do I keep sane? What should I do to keep my ass out of a mental asylum!

Thank you

It's very simple. If you can't beat them (or in this case, escape them) then JOIN THEM!!!!!

AND BE SURE TO PRACTICE YOUR ABUSE OF THE ALL CAPS BUTTON AND NEEDLESS EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!! 

You learn to be a True Christian ™. You study the Wholly Babble and commit yourself to believing every word of it, including all the parts that make no sense and all the parts that contradict each other! 

After all, if Jesus can be both 100% human and 100% divine, then he can also be born before 4 BCE (Matthew) and after 6 CE (Luke) all at the same time. It's a miracle! Praise the sweet name of Jay-zus. 

And don't worry about those exams. Unsaved heathen trash (atheists) are always the ones who actually know what's in the Wholly Babble where Christians usually don't have a clue. 

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A good healthy role-playing exercise might be your ticket. It's how I keep my sanity. Often, I'll read something stupid by an apologist, my head hits the desk and then I excitedly start typing "AMEN!" (or I school the "dumb ass phony Christian" what the Wholly Babble really says) 

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Glory to Jebus. 
Amen.

Ahahahaha, sure will! Thank you for the helpful advice! I now know what to do!

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You obviously haven't met my parents

It's about you, not your parents. Either you are your own man, or woman, in which case you stand up for your own views, or you remain your parent's pet.

You talk like its easy, like I said, you havent been around my parents, if I show any sign of turning away, thats how they shall force me to be their pet.