Indiana Pizzeria Won't Serve Gay Couples

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I just can't stop thinking of funny scenarios.

"I'm sure you do want a pizza sir, but we have a strict policy here. We need evidence you are not homosexual. Please come to our testing area where we will evaluate your response to various different erotic images. We take christianity very seriously, we do what it says in our book. Well, except we're not going to stone you to death, or burn entire villages like it actually says (the village thing needs a pretty liberal interpretation anyway to have anything to do with homosexuality as the Angels aren't human, and the story reads much more like condoning rape). We're not going to do what it actually says, because we're not radical extremists! We're just going to make our dislike for you and your kind known by refusing to sell you pizzas. It used to be just at gay weddings, but we decided now no pizzas for gays at all. Just like in the bible. Well, just not at all like in the bible. I've never read it lol."