(April 27, 2015 at 8:33 am)Pyrrho Wrote: I seem to recall some Christians who believed that the dinosaurs were left off the ark, and that is why they died. I don't have a link for that, as it is going on memory from before the internet.
I prefer a subtly different take: the dinosaurs were left on the ark, as Noah was too fearful to release them, and one day we're going to find the ark and open it up, and all these dinosaurs, evolved from thousands of years locked into this enclosed ecosystem (the ark is so big, you guys. Just ask Ken Ham) are going to be released upon the world.
It's basically the only bible story I want to be true, as it sounds fucking awesome.
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee
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